i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
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i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
Oh, Clara… You are beautiful.
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- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.
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❝ Smoochy smoochy time ❞
guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
Ian Somerhalder - Bloodynightcon Europe, Brussels (May 12, 2013)
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